Kelly Carson learns why not giving a f*ck can be the path to self enlightenment.

Three weeks before Christmas, New York-bound mild-mannered marketing consultant Kelly Carson gets fired from his job over the telephone while sitting in an airport lounge at LAX.

Terri Flynn, a fiery and controversial starlet running away to New York after walking off the set of her latest feature film, overhears Kelly’s unceremonious firing and becomes hell-bent on transforming him from the Clark Kent he is into the Superman the impulsive actress feels he’s destined to become.

After their flight to New York is cancelled, Kelly and Terri take a last-minute jaunt to Hawaii, putting in motion a series of hilarious events and misfortunes that shake their worlds to the core, but not always for the better.

From romps on the beach and overindulging on edibles to swingers’ parties and diverted flights, Michael Carlon’s fifth novel, All the F*cks I Cannot Give, will have you belly laughing on every single page – and maybe even wishing you were in Kelly Carson’s shoes for just one day.



Robin F.

Loved!! This is a fab summer read. Once I started I could not put it down. The characters and storyline had so many unexpected twist and turns. Really good. I am going to read one of this author’s book.


Amazon Customer

This is my first time reading a Michael Carlon novel and I. Am. Hooked. This book had me reading into the wee hours (and those who know me KNOW I value my sleep time – especially with a potty training toddler at home!) I loved all of it. The snark, the 80s tv and movie references, the character names and of course – the plot! I laughed, I cried (tears of laughter). This book is filled with love, adventure, twists, turns and total entertainment. Michael should start thinking about who should play these characters on the big screen…

Kelly Carson made me ponder what it would be like to actually say the things that I think out loud. Would people consider me to be a bad girl? Would I finally not give a F^&#???? I cannot wait for Michael’s next comedy – please bring these characters back!


N. Wilson